we doing a fantasy cycling thing?
My fantasy is Tom Boonen and Cav, covered in GT85
Bit vanilla that.
Stannard, Tony Martin, some dry lube and a torque wrench
Vos, cav, me, berghain.
Lance, me and Saville
me and Saville
oh ho! oof!
6 words you never wanna hear after sex?
Now then, now then, now then...
I was touched deeply by Jimmy Saville as a youngster. He also taught me how to milk a cow whilst blindfolded.
In all seriousness though, I wrote twice to Jim'll Fix It, one to play drums with Phil Collins, the other to drive a vintage Ferrari. Got turned down both times, I feel like I got away with it now.
Wow. Tom Dumoulin.
This intervention was effective
Beards banned :)
"Je prends cette mesure pour l'élégance du cyclisme"
The snot and the leftover food in the beard of a rider in the middle of the race is dirty
That's Beardist. Surely contravening several european laws.
Shuttit Beardy :)
Indirect discrimination against any Muslim or Sikh riders. Dodgy.
Can we please have a Pro Cycling 2018 thread?
Le Tour starts in 9 days on Saturday 1st July...