Grumps to Chiddingstone - cancelled

**cancelling due to shite weather forecast and (gasp) lack of interest **

Time to try this route again, although I have tweaked it slightly as one of the roads before Chiddingstone is absolutely covered in cow shit and crap. Not to say the rest of the route is clean as a whistle, so please bring mudguards if you have them!

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26570977

Swift 0845 departure from Cadence please.

The coffee stop should meet Grupetto's standards, being quaint and quirky. They take cards, but charge 15p if your purchases come in at under a fiver.

https://www.thetuliptree.biz/page3

Sack this off and ride Frylands Wood instead!

Is that to me, or everyone else :0)

Ride frylands Sam!
Everyone ride frylands.

You, but it applies to @Demeaux @biarittz and @Anton_D too.

Let me see.
I'll ask if there's time.
I can throw more money at blue door and get them to build the cross up. Or I could race ss on the arkose. Which just means getting tyres on.

Get your own thread!

Can I do a Frylands on MTB?

Yes

Yes! Frylands instead.

You can get up later. Bring the family. They can watch awesome suffering. Joel still talks about the day we saw Damo "in a bad place Daddy".

Oh, it's a racing? How much is it to EOL?

Do we race in categories or mass-start? Fuck getting lapped by Andy Pandy.

You’re too young. Not that I’d lap you given my current form.

I am in.

Could the non racing grumps do a run to the race? Watch suffering. Laugh.

panic

Whoa! Good work Damo.

I was thinking how much this will hurt as I huffed and puffed my way into work today.

I only have a frame and wheels!

@Sam am hosting a Christmas party on Sunday so am riding long on Saturday so if you dont get many people we could do this the day before....

I cannae do the Saturday.

As per usual we have had to get George's carer in for Sunday. But if there are no takers I won't be doing CX as my back is still a bit off.

I only have a frame and wheels!

Doesn't matter. Just get dressed up in lycra and run around carrying the bits. That's basically cyclocross.

But spend at least 3 days pondering tyre choice.

This is a good joke

:( well done for trying though!